She’s
raisin’ hell, her finger flips
Sparks shoot from her cursin’ lips
Her crazy blather is an endless tune
And your friends are always askin’
If she’s ridin’ a broom
Bitchy woman
She’s not very nice
Bitchy woman
She’s got your nuts in a vice
I really want to gag her
I hardly get to bag her
And there’s icicles hangin’ from our bed
There’s a rumor goin’ round
A Klingon ship came down
And they swapped her for some monster
With my girlfriend’s head
