Hey girls, gather round
Because of what I'm puttin down
Hey baby, I'm your handy man

I'm not the kind to use a pencil or rule
I'm handy with  the love and I'm no fool
I fix broken hearts, I know I really can

If your broken heart should need repair
I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll come runnin' to me

Here is the main thing I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, I know I really can

Mmmmmmmmm... I bet he could!