I have a sad story to
tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Lastnight when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ...
Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
I think i'll break off
with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer I'll admit
each time I say Darling I love you
she tells me that I'm full of
Shaving cream be nice
and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
Our baby fell out of
the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of
Shaving cream be nice
and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
An old lady died in her
bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of
Shaving cream be nice
and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
When I was in France
with the army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
but the darn thing was loaded with
Shaving cream be nice
and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
And now folks my story
is ended
I think it is time I should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of
Shaving cream be nice
and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen

   

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