So she can't go out tonight again 
Her sister's sick, she's gotta baby-sit 
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse 

Now you didn't hear any of this from me 
But things aren't always what they seem 
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you 

Girls lie, too 
We don't care how much money you make 
What you drive or what you weigh 
Size don't matter anyway 
Girls lie, too 
Don?t think you're the only ones 
Who bend it, break it, stretch it some 
We learn from you 
Girls lie, too 

We can't wait to hear about your round of golf
We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall
And we like Hooter's for their hotwings too
Other guys never cross our minds
We don't wonder what it might be like
How could it be any better than it is with you

Girls lie, too
We don?t care how much money you make
What you drive or what you weigh
Size don?t matter anyway
Girls lie, too
Don?t think you're the only ones
Who bend it, break it, stretch it some
We learn from you
Girls lie, too

Yeah, girls lie, too
We always forgive and forget
The cards and flowers you never sent
Will never be brought up again
Girls lie, too
Old gray sweatpants turn us on
We like your friends and we love your mom
And that's the truth
Girls lie, too
Yeah that's the truth
Girls lie, too

[No, we don't care how much hair you have
Yeah, that looks good
Comb it over like that...