I've been up the Chisholm Trail
Been through Death Valley.. Hot as hell
I rode across the dusty plains
There's cowboy runnin' through my veins

But I ain't goin' down on Broke Back Mountain
No, I ain't goin' down on Broke Back Mountain
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right

I've watched a herd from dusk 'til dawn
But I did it with my britches on
You can bum a chew you can bum a smoke
But, don't go reachin for my rope

Cuz I ain't goin' down on Broke Back Mountain
No, I ain't goin' down on Broke Back Mountain
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right

Ohhhh partner! That last note sounded a might... QUEER
Yeah... sorry 'bout that
What you do is your business
you can buy me a beer but then back off

Cuz I ain't goin' down on Broke Back Mountain
No, I ain't goin' down on Broke Back Mountain
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right