Well I don't think about you when I'm bowlin
I don't think about you when I'm playin golf
I don't think about you when I go out huntin
And when I'm tryin to catch a bass you don't cross my mind at all

I don't think about you when I'm hungry
I don't think about you when my doughnut's dunked
I don't think about you when I'm lonely
No I only think about you when I'm DRUNK

When I get outta this jail I'm gonna go straight
I'll go straight back to that bar and tell my friends they better not wait
Cuz I ain't gonna be drinkin anymore
And I know I've said that once or twice before
But I'm tired of havin two drinks and seein my ship of happiness sunk
And I only think about you when I'm DRUNK

Well I don't think about you when I'm cookin
I don't think about you when I'm makin beds
And I don't think about you when I'm moppin
And when I think about makin love you might as well be dead

I don't think about you when I'm readin
I don't think about you when I see your junk
I don't think about you on your birthday
I only think about you when I'm DRUNK

When I get outta this jail I'm gonna go straight
I'll go straight back to that bar and tell my friends they better not wait
Cuz I ain't gonna be drinkin' anymore
And I know I've said that once or twice before
But I'm tired of havin two drinks and seein my ship of happiness sunk
And I only think about you when I'm DRUNK